Month: June 2018

Now that we are half-a-year into this adventure, I think I'm finally ready to admit something. Time always seems to be the one thing I can't get enough of. Coincidentally, it's also something that won't go by fast enough. From the beginning, time was the IncrediDad's arch enemy. It didn't seem like there was enough time to prepare ourselves for the major lifestyle change our bundle of joy was…

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the nursery . . . he's back! This time with teeth. At 7 months, Boy Wonder is biting his way through everything he can (Daddy's fingers, cheeks, and nose included) with his two razor sharp teeth. He's also producing enough drool to fill a swimming pool and racking up plenty of sleepless nights too. We knew that teething was going to be a painful…

Like the Joker said, "Hubba, hubba, hubba. Money, money, money. Who do ya trust?" No really, he said it. Batman 1989. Go cue up your old VHS tape if you don't believe me. Jack Nicholson may have just been vamping before his showdown with Batman but I took it as one of those "life" questions. Who do I trust? My super team of course! Super IncrediMom is at the top of that list followed by our…

I'm talking about the bathroom. We've all been there. But have we all been there with a freshly crawling baby? It's a super-heroic feat in itself. It was also one of those things that no one warned me about before becoming a dad. I had to learn it the hard way. So IncrediDads-to-be, this post is my gift to you. In the old days, my morning routine revolved around the three S's (Shit, Shower,…

Have you heard about the hottest new show in town? Forget anything on Broadway this season. If you want to see one of the most energetic performances of this year, head on over to the Bath-tub Amphitheater to see the resident artists The Royal Feathertons. One critic said that their latest performance of "Quackbeth" left the audience in such a giggle fit that he sent a steam of pee arching…

The other day, I had to take the IncrediMom Mobile into the shop. Now, IncrediDad thought he would be using his head by leaving before IncrediMom and Boy Wonder. Our mechanic has a nice waiting area, free coffee, and wifi. Really, there are worse places to be stranded without a car for a few minutes. Her car died in the middle of an intersection, three blocks from the mechanic. It was idling at a…